(Source: funoclock, via thehighwayaisle)
oh my god this’ll be really funny
can you win
please please please please I’m a curious kitty
PLEASE IF YOU DO I’LL WRITE A HAIKU FOR YOU
holy
shit
yes
I want someone to but they wont.
Please.
(Source: gamblingforglowsticks)
#the reactions are all kinds of amazing #puck and kurt are like OH SHITTT #same with lauren #quinn is like lol i don’t give a fuck fucking glee club man im only here because of rachel #rachel is like shit don’t laugh don’t laugh #sam is like mmmmm wait haha yeah that’s true as he visualises finn dancing #jesse you are perfect
#look at all the fucks Quinn gives #she looks like she’s about to pass out from boredom
(Source: countboozy, via theatomicboom)
—So, I was reading through my comments the other day when I came across one that really disturbed me…This girl is really pretty. NO HOMO. I know what you’re thinking “It’s 2012 who still says that”. I thought the same thing too. But for those of you who don’t know. No Homo is a qualifier that is used to assure your present company that you are not in fact a homosexual. Because this phrase makes my skin crawl. I decided to make up a few qualifiers of my own and with your help I hope that I can make these really popular in 2012. - Chescaleigh
(Source: husssel, via kittykurtsaysmeow)
—The scene in which all characters sit in a circle on the floor in the library and tell stories about why they were in detention was not scripted. John Hughes told them all to ad-lib.
(Source: filmtrivia, via nervoustruth)
University of Florida’s unofficial graffiti wall: saw this driving by and EXPLODED. Came back, parked, took photos. I’m not a UF student so I don’t know who did this, but whoever you are, LET’S BE PALS. SERIOUSLY. Let’s deface public property together forever
(via nervoustruth)
—(Source: leadmetotheark, via coffeeandnewempire)
If you reblog this post, you officially have a Cumbertumblr.
Well ****, gotta get my license and registration. Don’t wanna get pulled over by the Cumberpolice.
…or do you?
That last gif…I’m ?!?!?! Where does SweaterNinja Cumberbatch come from?!
wooah, since when did this have notes?!
I have a license to Cumber
AH YEAH
BEAT THAT, BOND.
Oh god
WITH A LICENSE TO CUMBER
LICENSE TO CUMBER JESUS
Aw yeah
Anonymous asked: Answer my ask! P.s. I'm getting a haircut today. xxxx
I didn’t get an ask? Other than this onnnneeee?
I probably am too, but I don’t think I’m getting anything done, just a trim or whatever. How are you getting it done?
MY FAULT IN THE STARS IS HERE.
AND MY FRIEND WHO ORDERED IT ORDERED 3 RIGHT ONE FOR ME, ONE FOR HER AND ONE FOR ANOTHER FRIEND
AND TWO OF THE THREE HAVE HANKLERFISHES
OMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMG
2
OUT
OF
3
HANKLERFISHES
AHH
SHE’S GOING TO MAKE UP A QUIZ TO SEE WHICH ONE OF US GETS IT THO
I’M GOING TO GO STUDY VLOGBROTHERS INSTEAD OF STUDYING SCIENCE
My mate Benedict [Cumberbatch] plays Holmes, so we have lovely mornings where we go, ‘Hi Sherlock! Hi Doctor!’ I think they should do an episode with him: these two great minds going, ‘Ding- ding-ding! Whatcha got?
An open letter to all my friends-
(and you people I don’t even know. and those other people that I’ve talked to once and should talk to again (if you fit in that category and are not repulsed by me please do leave me a message))
I am terribly sorry that I am an asshole.
And a hypocrite and a liar and a generally bad person.
I want to change that. because I love you all more than my heart can comprehend (sorry to the people I don’t know but I don’t actually love you. Yet) and sometimes my mind gets confused because there’s all that love in there mixed with a lot of hate and anger and a little sadness and a bucket load of confusion.
So I am very sorry if sometimes the love come out the wrong way, or I forget it’s there underneath the blankets of bad things.
I’m working on it.
I am Sophie. Melodramatic and enigmatic. wishing for something more than this life. I wont hold that against you.